Top 10 funny status for Facebook
1) I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
2) Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
3) Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
4) Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
5) Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
6) I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
7) Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
8) Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
9) Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
10) If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the mobile and enjoy life.